Update: check out the winners! And, pretend the post is called 26 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart (or Tesco in England) because I just came up with a totally awesome one!
I just randomly came up with this!
1. Melt a chocolate bar in the bathroom and yell “I NEED TOILET PAPER”
2. Grab a ninja toy and whack an employee with it saying “ATTACK, GRASSHOPPER, ATTACK!!!!!!!!”
3. (my personal favorite) Find a Dora the Explorer toy, put it in a random place and when someone picks it up, say “Swiper, no swiping!”
4. Put on a plastic bag and say “I’m winning!!”
5. Stand in a shopping cart (get a friend to push you) spread your arms and start yelling, “I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY, I BELEIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYY!!”
6. Play Demolition Derby with a friend and see who can knock down the most items with a shopping cart. (credit goes to my brother for thinking of it)
7. Pick up a Barbie doll and start singing “Barbie Girl” by Aqua and dance. (especially if you’re a guy)
8. Steal an employee’s nachos and say “Aww, for me? You’re TOO kind!”
9. Stand next to an employee (or an Employee of the Month Award picture/plaque) pick your nose, pull out a giant booger, and stick it on the employee’s shirt. (act weird before you do this so lots of people look at you.)
10. Put a dog stuffed animal thing in the middle of the isle, spill water on the floor, and go to the loud speaker (or bring your own bullhorn thing) and say “Heavy showers in isle __ (number of isle)
!”
11. Bring your own radio and put on The Chicken Dance and dance to it.
12. Have a water balloon fight inside the store but instead of filling in the balloons with water, fill them with mustard/ketchup/any other sauce thing.
13. Pull down an old guy’s pants.
14. Flirt pathetically with someone way older (like grandpa old) or someone way younger (like a toddler) of the opposite gender. Remember to scream what you’re saying REALLY loudly!
15. Pretend to be Jay Leno (put on a wig and everything) and ask people questions like in “Jaywalk”. Btw, did you watch the last “Tonight Show”? I liked it it was funny!
16. Teach a stuffed animal how to say “antidisestablishmentarierianism”. Be like “SAY, ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTERIANISM!!! DON’T PRETEND YOU DON’T HEAR ME SISTA!”
17. Go to their TV section and when something like a vampire, or monster thing comes up on the TV’s on display SCREAM (as LOUD as you can!) and yell as loudly as you screamed “AHHH A MONSTER!!! HOW DARE YOU SCARE LITTLE KIDS IN THIS MANNER?!”
18. Steal a cash register and RUN!! (Don’t blame me if you get arrested!)
19. Go to a perfume section (guys, go to women’s perfume and girls, go to men’s cologne). Try to find a staff member to help you and spray the perfume/cologne at the staff member (like in their eyes) saying, “Awh, doesn’t that smell LOVELY?”
20. Say to an employee “Ugh, I have a pimple on my back! Can you pop it for me?”
(The winners are in no particular order:))
21. Comment #1 part 2: …And you know how they stack paper napkins really high? Say “Ahh just what I wanted!” and take from the middle. Make sure it comes tumblin’ down then say “Did I do that?” xD ~By тυχє∂σ мαη47
22. Comment #9 part 2: You could walk in there dressed up as on old lady/man and you could pretend to fall asleep on one of the couches and wake up and say “Why are y’all in my house!?!? Get out this instant!!!!” Then mutter to yourself “People never respect other people’s space no more!” ~By speedmeister
23. Comment #3: Go to the fabric section and unravel all the rolls of fabric around your friend and yourself like a giant burrito and walk around knocking things over!!! ~ By IAMM4REEL
24. Comment #8: When a employee is not paying attention to you, put some fake dog poo on the floor and say “YUCK! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST WAIT?!” ~ By Jinny Tree
25. Comment #11: Get an MP3 player or an iPod and walk in to Wal-Mart and once you start walking around play your music and sing or yell the lyrics (words) to the song your listening to near an employee. **OPTIONAL** You can follow an employee if you want while your doing this! They’ll probably kick you out! 
~ By Pinkgirl3919
(26. Added by Lilly541!) Comment #13: 1 more! And I’m gonna add it!
Throw Skittles at someone and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!” ~ By Lilly541
Great job everyone! And, if you noticed everyone got one of theirs posted!
Now, you’re probably rofl-ing, right? Good. In case you’re wondering, the blank ones are for you to fill in! It’s a contest! Comment as many as you want and I’ll pick my fave 5 (lol, like T-Mobile Fave-5)! The winner(s) gets err… um… a pile of rainbow dung! 
~Oh, you know who wrote this!
dress with suspenders plaid shirt pull jeans up as far as u can
then pretend to trip and knock over every thing and repeat until ur out AND u know how they stack paper napkins really high? say ahh just what i wanted and take from the middle make sure it cums tumblin down then say “did I do that?” xD
you could set up canned food (you know like in a pyramid shape) an then try to knock them all down with a cart and be like ” i love food bowling! who wants to play?”
go to the fabric section and unravel alll the rolls of fabric around your friend and your self like a giant barito and walk around knocing things over!!!(IM LISTENNING TO PARANIOD!!!)
ooooooohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! you could walk up to a mannikin and start yelling at it ” you stole my money you pickpocket! give it back!!!!! i know you did!!!!!!!! or hey you aren’t supposed to wear the merchandise! ( go find an employee and tell them someones shoplifting) hahahahha
Speedmeister
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!! When we get a least 10 ways to get kicked out I’ll announce the winners! And really, if you have a (activated) Neopets account and you tell me your username you can set up a trade in the Trading Post and I’ll send you a pile of rainbow dung! (I wasn’t kidding lolz!)
i told you my neopets account: speedmeister786
We don’t have a Wal-Mart in England,we have a Tesco.So I’ll do the Barbie thing.Lol!
When a employee is not paying attention to you,put some fake dog poo on the floor and say “YUCK!WHY CAN@T YOU JUST WAIT?!”
you could walk in there dressed up as on old lady/man and say, “back in my day the walmart smiley face wasnt smiling it was frowning because of the great depression!” or you could pretend to fall asleep on one of the couches and wake up and say “why are yall in my house!?!? get out this instant!!!! ” then mutter to yourself “people never respect other peoples space no more!”
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!
I got a idea! Get a whoppee cushion, go to a chair or something you can sit on then place the whoppee cushion on the chair. When someone comes by, like an a employee, or a customer, sit on the whoppee cushion and they’ll think your farting!! Keep doing this and they might think your annoying!! 
Another idea!
Get a MP3 player or a iPod and walk in to Wal-Mart and once you start walking around play your music and sing or yell the lyrics(words) to the song your listening to near an employee. **OPTIONAL** You can follow an employee if you want while your doing this! They’ll probably kick you out
If you do sing then sing as loud as you can!!
1 more!
And I’m gonna add it!
Throw Skittles at someone and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!”
when an announcment comes on the loud speaker, claim “THE VOICES, THE VOICES! THEY’RE BACK!”
Lmao!! These are awesome i’m about to go try these with my friend right now!! hope they workk!
soo funny i was cracking up the whole time!
HAHA! SOO FUNNY!! 2 other ways to get kicked out of walmart!
1.) get one of the plastic swords on the toy section and go around yelling FOR NARNIA!!!!!
2.) dress up like Steve Erkle and knock stuff dow and say did i do that?
HAHAHA