Update: check out the winners! And, pretend the post is called 26 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart (or Tesco in England) because I just came up with a totally awesome one!
I just randomly came up with this!
1. Melt a chocolate bar in the bathroom and yell “I NEED TOILET PAPER”
2. Grab a ninja toy and whack an employee with it saying “ATTACK, GRASSHOPPER, ATTACK!!!!!!!!”
3. (my personal favorite) Find a Dora the Explorer toy, put it in a random place and when someone picks it up, say “Swiper, no swiping!”
4. Put on a plastic bag and say “I’m winning!!”
5. Stand in a shopping cart (get a friend to push you) spread your arms and start yelling, “I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY, I BELEIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYY!!”
6. Play Demolition Derby with a friend and see who can knock down the most items with a shopping cart. (credit goes to my brother for thinking of it)
7. Pick up a Barbie doll and start singing “Barbie Girl” by Aqua and dance. (especially if you’re a guy)
8. Steal an employee’s nachos and say “Aww, for me? You’re TOO kind!”
9. Stand next to an employee (or an Employee of the Month Award picture/plaque) pick your nose, pull out a giant booger, and stick it on the employee’s shirt. (act weird before you do this so lots of people look at you.)
10. Put a dog stuffed animal thing in the middle of the isle, spill water on the floor, and go to the loud speaker (or bring your own bullhorn thing) and say “Heavy showers in isle __ (number of isle)
!”
11. Bring your own radio and put on The Chicken Dance and dance to it.
12. Have a water balloon fight inside the store but instead of filling in the balloons with water, fill them with mustard/ketchup/any other sauce thing.
13. Pull down an old guy’s pants.
14. Flirt pathetically with someone way older (like grandpa old) or someone way younger (like a toddler) of the opposite gender. Remember to scream what you’re saying REALLY loudly!
15. Pretend to be Jay Leno (put on a wig and everything) and ask people questions like in “Jaywalk”. Btw, did you watch the last “Tonight Show”? I liked it it was funny!
16. Teach a stuffed animal how to say “antidisestablishmentarierianism”. Be like “SAY, ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTERIANISM!!! DON’T PRETEND YOU DON’T HEAR ME SISTA!”
17. Go to their TV section and when something like a vampire, or monster thing comes up on the TV’s on display SCREAM (as LOUD as you can!) and yell as loudly as you screamed “AHHH A MONSTER!!! HOW DARE YOU SCARE LITTLE KIDS IN THIS MANNER?!”
18. Steal a cash register and RUN!! (Don’t blame me if you get arrested!)
19. Go to a perfume section (guys, go to women’s perfume and girls, go to men’s cologne). Try to find a staff member to help you and spray the perfume/cologne at the staff member (like in their eyes) saying, “Awh, doesn’t that smell LOVELY?”
20. Say to an employee “Ugh, I have a pimple on my back! Can you pop it for me?”
(The winners are in no particular order:))
21. Comment #1 part 2: …And you know how they stack paper napkins really high? Say “Ahh just what I wanted!” and take from the middle. Make sure it comes tumblin’ down then say “Did I do that?” xD ~By тυχє∂σ мαη47
22. Comment #9 part 2: You could walk in there dressed up as on old lady/man and you could pretend to fall asleep on one of the couches and wake up and say “Why are y’all in my house!?!? Get out this instant!!!!” Then mutter to yourself “People never respect other people’s space no more!” ~By speedmeister
23. Comment #3: Go to the fabric section and unravel all the rolls of fabric around your friend and yourself like a giant burrito and walk around knocking things over!!! ~ By IAMM4REEL
24. Comment #8: When a employee is not paying attention to you, put some fake dog poo on the floor and say “YUCK! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST WAIT?!” ~ By Jinny Tree
25. Comment #11: Get an MP3 player or an iPod and walk in to Wal-Mart and once you start walking around play your music and sing or yell the lyrics (words) to the song your listening to near an employee. **OPTIONAL** You can follow an employee if you want while your doing this! They’ll probably kick you out! 
~ By Pinkgirl3919
(26. Added by Lilly541!) Comment #13: 1 more! And I’m gonna add it!
Throw Skittles at someone and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!” ~ By Lilly541
Great job everyone! And, if you noticed everyone got one of theirs posted!
Now, you’re probably rofl-ing, right? Good. In case you’re wondering, the blank ones are for you to fill in! It’s a contest! Comment as many as you want and I’ll pick my fave 5 (lol, like T-Mobile Fave-5)! The winner(s) gets err… um… a pile of rainbow dung! 
~Oh, you know who wrote this!
So go ahead, make her breakfast in bed and spend the day with her. 
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